Personal mottos

 

1. “A prince’s fur stays dry.”
   (Whenever there’s rain, mud, or a beach day I am  not here for wet-fur nonsense.)

2. “The lap tax is non-negotiable.”
   (If Emma sits down,I claim her lap like)

3. “I supervise, therefore I am.”
   (I am always “monitoring” gardening, crafts, or human chaos.)

4. “Being small just means my power is condensed.”
   (When dealing with big dogs, like Cruise.)

5. “Love is now. Treats are also now.”
   (on living in the moment.)

6. “I don’t chase squirrels. I manage them.”
   (on yard patrol duties.)

7. “My fur is my crown—mess with it, and you’ll hear about it.”