It is July!

 

Peanut's Daily Dispatch 🐾

The rain. It’s coming down pretty hard today, and it’s messing with everything. Emma skipped her swim (which means she’s a little twitchy), and I was expected to poop in this weather? She did set up a dry zone under the stairs, but come on. I’m a dog with dignity. I have standards.

Speaking of standards, let’s talk Lizzy. We went on a walk with her last night. She’s got a great strut and the right kind of sass. We vibed. Turns out she used to date Chewy—awkward, but I’m mature enough to handle it. She came over afterward, and we explored the flowers together. Respectful, curious, flirty—but chill. It was a whole mood.

Emma also finished her holiday cards (finally), and today she’s diving into scrapbooking June. Big project. She’s thinking about going on a retreat with Amy and Suzi in Illinois. Fingers crossed I get to go too—someone’s gotta keep an eye on the stickers.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go stare at the rain dramatically while pretending not to need to poop.

– Peanut
(former bad boy, current garden supervisor, aspiring life coach) 🐾